Showing posts with label Soft Toys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Soft Toys. Show all posts

Sunday, January 26, 2014

毛绒玩具聊天七

(If you do not know Chinese, click here to see the english version.)
*聪明海马和企鹅们在吃饭时开始讲话*
企鹅姐姐:你好吗?你喜欢我煮的食物吗?
聪明海马:Mmm!这个提醒我和谐熊煮的食物!
企鹅姐姐:和谐熊?其实,是她叫我怎么煮食物。
聪明海马:是吗?!为什么我从来都不知道?
企鹅姐姐:因为我没有跟你讲过。
聪明海马:哦... 原来是这样... 大鸭在哪里?
企鹅姐姐:他去跟他的顾客去见面。
聪明海马:他是做什么样的生意?
企鹅姐姐:*用手掌轻轻地打脸*你有没有搞错?!你的记忆做什么?我不是跟你讲过了吗?!我听了你的桔子后,真的很想撞我的头在墙壁上
聪明海马:迟愚人节快乐!:P
企鹅姐姐:你有没有搞错?!那个是玩笑?!
聪明海马:是。:)
企鹅姐姐:*用手掌轻轻地打脸三次,然后晕倒。*
聪明海马:喂?你还在吗?
企鹅姐姐:*用手掌轻轻地打脸三次后,还是昏迷地躺在地*
聪明海马:我看我继续吃午餐吧。*继续吃饭*
*校车到企鹅姐姐和妹妹的家*
企鹅妹妹:我回来了!*开门* 咦?聪明海马,你在这里干什么?
聪明海马:跟企鹅姐姐吃午餐。可是她用手轻轻的打脸三次后就晕倒了。
企鹅妹妹:哎呀!我要怎么吃饭当企鹅姐姐已经晕倒了?
聪明海马:我不知道。我可以帮你拿午餐吗?
企鹅妹妹:当然可以!
以下的照片是在这篇文章提到的毛绒玩具


企鹅妹妹和姐姐

聪明海马
Written by Lynn

Saturday, January 25, 2014

Soft toy reviews: Fortune Horse

Here's my soft toy review of a horse soft toy which I named 'Fortune Horse' that I bought yesterday! Here are 3 pictures of it.


Fortune Horse on a plain black background

Fortune Horse in front of lighted horse decoration(lighted horse head is cropped away due to a person standing there while I took a picture)

Fortune horse in front of lighted horse decoration(legs of Fortune Horse gets cropped away instead and leaves the lighted horse all shining)

Basically, like what I've been doing for these years, I buy a soft toy that matches a year, and since this year is horse year in Chinese Zodiac(after Chinese New Year) , I bought a horse soft toy. :P One thing I must say is this horse definitely looks cute and obviously, I have to make the horse a mare(in other words, female) because of the eyes(so girly how can it be a colt's?, or in other words, male's?). And why did I name it Fortune Horse? Since the word "福" means fortune in Chinese, I translated it to English and since it's a horse, I put them together and named it Fortune Horse. :P Also, my sister has this too, but she named it "Glitter Red Horse" because we think there is actually some glitter on the horse's... erm... decorative stuff and it's red, so she called it "Glitter Red Horse". :P Also, the gold hair, tail and nose on the horse looks lovely and cute with the red. Overall, I think this horse is quite good! That's it for now and I hoped this review helped in some ways!

Written by Lynn

Friday, January 24, 2014

毛绒玩具聊天五(愚人节快乐!)

(If you do not know Chinese, click here to see the English version.)
这里是毛绒玩具聊天五!
企鹅姐姐/发财企鹅:你要什么样的财,企鹅妹妹?
企鹅妹妹:我要很多钱来买乐高朋友的玩具!
企鹅姐姐/发财企鹅:给你吧!*红蛇跑出来* 愚人节快乐!
企鹅妹妹:啊!!!!!*跑一圈,大喊大叫*
企鹅姐姐:*笑*为什么你这么害怕?你不喜欢我的恶作剧吗?
企鹅妹妹:不喜欢!你把我吓死了!
企鹅姐姐:对不起。
*大鸭和和谐熊走进来*
大鸭:企鹅们!我们在六月假期结婚的日子换到今天结婚!
企鹅姐姐和妹妹:恭喜你们!!!
和谐熊:愚人节快乐!我们骗了你! 还有我们结婚的日子还是在六月假期!
企鹅姐姐:你有没有搞错啊?这种事怎么可以拿来开玩笑啊?
企鹅妹妹:就是啊!
和谐熊:我们想不起别的玩笑。可事大鸭还是觉得很好笑。*指着大鸭*
大鸭:*笑*实在太好笑了!*笑得很大声道全部的毛绒玩具看着他* 什么呀?
企鹅姐姐:你笑得很大声到我都听不到我自己。>:(
大鸭:对不起。*不好意思*
企鹅姐姐:和谐,你认为我们的主人会骗我们吗?
和谐熊:应该是不会吧。我跟了她这么久都还没被她骗过。(她这句话很认真的)
红蛇:你几时在这里的?
和谐熊:很像是2008年我在这里了。忘了几时。
红蛇:企鹅姐姐,我觉得你应该要跟我道谢来用我给你的愚人节的恶作剧。
企鹅姐姐:谢谢你!
红蛇:为什么我们聊得没尾的? 对了你可以把你的英雄侦察小组的朋友下来吗?我想看他们会不会骗我们...
企鹅姐姐:你的头有蟑螂。
企鹅妹妹:你在开玩笑吧,对吗?
企鹅姐姐:你的头真的有蟑螂啊!
企鹅妹妹:*懂她的头然后发现真的有蟑螂在她的头上。蟑螂以被懂到就飞走了。*啊!!!!!!!!
企鹅姐姐:还好他们可以动啊! 我刚才在试试看这个机器因为我要将来去做一些机器人来帮我煮饭!
企鹅妹妹:O_O 你在开玩笑吧。
企鹅姐姐:我没有。我要去做一些机器人了!再见!*跑掉*
*全部的毛绒玩具不懂得看着对方*
红蛇:大鸭,你有一个伤痕在你的脚。
大鸭:是吗?*看脚*
红蛇:愚人节快乐!
大鸭:*用手掌轻轻地打脸*
*每个人粗了大鸭笑了起来*
大鸭:到底有什么很好笑?!
和谐熊:我们快点儿停止聊天。这个博客文章太长了。
*全部的毛绒玩具跟对方说再见然后走*
以下的照片是在这篇文章提到的毛绒玩具


红蛇

企鹅妹妹和姐姐
和谐熊

大鸭
Written by Lynn

Monday, January 20, 2014

Soft toys talking exclusive: "Smarter than a Primary 6?" show opening

Duckie: *Walks around the street and suddenly finds a building with a banner that reads "Smarter than a Primary 6?"* Oooh! A new place! *Runs into the building.*
*The building is mostly empty, however, there are still some soft toys around there, preparing for a show.*
Duckie: *Looks up and he sees "Registration Counter". He immediately runs to it.* 
Soft toy manning the registration counter: Hi, what would you like to register for? Contestant or question giver?
Duckie: Question giver please!
Soft toy manning the registration counter: Okay, please fill up the form.
Duckie: *Fills up the form* Here you go!
Soft toy manning the registration counter: *Takes the form* Please sit at the seat near the whiteboard, Duckie.
Duckie: Okay! *Sits at said seat*
*A few minutes later...*
Elder sister penguin and Harmony Bear: *Registers at the registration counter, buys 2 copies at the souvenirs store and walks to the contestant's seats*
Duckie: Yay! Finally someone's here!
Harmony Bear: Hello Duckie!
Soft toy responsible for telling the soft toys to start at the correct time: Okay, Duckie, fire away!

Duckie: *Puts up a question on the whiteboard which reads: "129 x 9 + 8 - (3+100) is equal to?
A)1066
B)1000
C)312
D) 190"*
Harmony Bear: *face palms*
Elder sister penguin: *Does the working for the question while Harmony Bear is racking her brains like crazy because she doesn't know the order of operation since she only studied till Primary 4. After she finishes the working, she writes on the little whiteboard given to contestants at the start of the show A.*
*2 minutes later...*
Harmony Bear: *Gets time out since she didn't put any answer*
Duckie: Raise your whiteboards! *Harmony Bear and Elder sister penguin raises the whiteboards* And the answer is... A! Elder sister penguin gets a point!
Doggy, Jing Lu, Lamb, Cottonsocks, Heart Bear and Wei Lu: *Buy audience tickets, drags seats and sits on them* We're the audience and "cheat-helpers"!
Duckie: *Puts up another question on that board which reads "How much is the total angle of triangles?
A) 360 Degrees 

B) 180 Degrees 
C) 200 Degrees 
D) 100 Degrees"*
*Wish Bear, Funshine Bear, Love a lot Bear and Secret Bear joins in the game*
Elder sister penguin: *Tries very hard but still don't know the answer so she uses "Copy Lamb*
Lamb: *answers B*
Wish Bear, Secret Bear and Funshine Bear: *Writes B on their whiteboard* 
Harmony Bear: (Time out) 
Love a lot Bear: *Writes A on her whiteboard* 
Duckie: Raise your whiteboards! *The contestants raise up the whiteboards they have* All of the contestants except Love a lot Bear and Harmony Bear gets 3 points!
Lamb: Woohoo! I helped Elder sister penguin!
Scoreboard(Alphabetical order): 
Elder sister Penguin: 4 

Funshine Bear: 3 
Harmony Bear: 0 
Love a lot Bear: 0 
Secret Bear: 3 
Wish Bear: 3
*Doggy, Jing Lu, Lamb, Cottonsocks, Heart Bear and Wei Lu changes their registration form to contestants and also buys 2 copies*
Duckie: *Puts another question on the board which reads: "Which is/are the proper noun(s) in the following sentence: Nick went to the beach to swim in the relaxing swimming pool" 
A)swimming 
B)beach 
C)Nick 
D)relaxing"*
Harmony Bear, Elder sister penguin, Wish Bear, Love a lot Bear, Secret Bear, Heart Bear, Lamb, Cottonsocks and Wei Lu and Funshine Bear: *Writes C on their whiteboard*
Jing Lu: *Writes B on his whiteboard*
Doggy: *Writes A on his whiteboard*
A minute later...
Heart Bear: *Gets impatient* When is Duckie going to reveal answer?
Duckie: Raise your whiteboards! *The contestants raise up the whiteboards* Everyone except Jing Lu and Doggy gets 5 points!
Scoreboard: 
Cottonsocks: 5 
Doggy: 0 
Elder sister Penguin: 9 
Funshine Bear: 8 
Harmony Bear: 5 
Heart Bear: 5 
Jing Lu: 0 
Lamb: 5
Love a lot Bear: 5 
Secret Bear: 8 
Wei Lu: 5 
Wish Bear: 8
Acke Wood: *Signs up at registration counter* I have a question!
Duckie: Okay! Put that question uppity up!

Acke Wood: Ok. *Pulls the whiteboard and writes: How many assessment books did my owner buy yesterday? 
A: 5 
B: 6 
C: 7 
D: 8*
Wei Lu: *Writes C on his whiteboard*
Cottonsocks, Lamb and Heart Bear: *Writes D on his whiteboard*
Doggy: *Writes B on his whiteboard*
Jing Lu: *Writes A on his whiteboard*
*20 second later*
Acke Wood: Please answer, time is running out!
*All of my soft toys stare at each other with the same sign of "Come on, how can I know how many books he bought yesterday when I'm not his soft toy and every one of my soft toy copies, Elder sister Penguin and Harmony Bear copies Jing Lu, Funshine Bear and Love a lot Bear copies Cottonsocks, Wish Bear copies Lamb and Secret Bear copies Wei Lu.*
Acke Wood: Raise your whiteboards! *All of the contestants raise their whiteboards* Everybody is wrong except for... Doggy!!!Doggy gets 5 points!
Scoreboard:
Cottonsocks: 5 
Doggy: 5 
Elder sister Penguin: 9 
Funshine Bear: 8 
Harmony Bear: 5 
Heart Bear: 5 
Jing Lu: 0 
Lamb: 5
Love a lot Bear: 5 
Secret Bear: 8 
Wei Lu: 5 
Wish Bear: 8
Duckie: *Puts up a question which reads: "Which animal group does the Salamander belong to? 
A) Mammal 
B) Amphibians 
C) Birds 
D) Arachnids"*
Penguin jie jie and Harmony Bear: *Scratches head* 
Funshine Bear, Wish Bear, Love a lot Bear and Secret Bear: *Writes B on their whiteboards*
Heart Bear: *Writes D on his whiteboard*
Jing Lu and Lamb: *Writes B on their whiteboard* 
Wei Lu: *Writes C on his whiteboard*
Cottonsocks: *Copies Funshine bear* 
Doggy: *Copies Wish Bear*
Elder sister penguin and Harmony Bear: *Time out*
Duckie: Raise your whiteboards! *The contestants raise up the whiteboards* All of the soft toys except Heart Bear and Wei Lu gets 4 points while Harmony Bear and Elder sister penguin gets time out!
Scoreboard: 
Cottonsocks: 9 
Doggy: 9 
Elder sister Penguin: 9 
Funshine Bear: 12 
Harmony Bear: 5 
Heart Bear: 5 
Jing Lu: 4 
Lamb: 9 
Love a lot Bear: 9 
Secret Bear: 12 
Wei Lu: 9 
Wish Bear: 12
Duckie: Next question! *Writes a question which reads "What is the colour pencil colouring method which has horizontal strokes? 
A) Hatching 
B) Stippling 
C) Cross-Hatching 
D) Toning"*
Elder sister penguin: *Scratches head* 
Wish Bear, Harmony Bear, Funshine Bear, Secret Bear and Love a lot Bear: *Writes A on their whiteboard*
Jing Lu: I don't know. *Copies Elder sister penguin*
Lamb: *Copies Funshine Bear* 
Cottonsocks: *Writes A on his whiteboard* 
Wei Lu: *Writes C on his whiteboard*
Doggy: *Writes B on his whiteboard*
Heart Bear: *Copies Harmony Bear*

A few seconds later...
Elder sister penguin: *Randomly guesses and writes B on whiteboard*
Duckie: Raise your whiteboards! *The contestants raise up the whiteboards* The answer is... A! 5 points for everyone except Elder sister penguin, Wei Lu, Doggy and Jing Lu!
Scoreboard: 
Cottonsocks: 14 
Doggy: 9 
Elder sister penguin: 9 
Funshine Bear: 17 
Harmony Bear: 10 
Heart Bear: 10 
Jing Lu: 4 
Lamb: 14 
Love a lot Bear: 14 
Secret Bear: 17 
Wei Lu: 9 
Wish Bear: 17
Lambie:*Signs up at the registration counter for questions giver* I have a question!
Duckie: Sure thing! Bring it on!
Lambie: What did Lynn post on Ace Swan Blog on 29 Dec?
A) Lego stuff 
B) Soft toy stuff 
C) Other 
D) None"*
Lamb and Cottonsocks: *Writes C on their whiteboard*
Heart Bear and Wei Lu: *Writes A on their whiteboard*
Jing Lu: *Writes B on his whiteboard*
Doggy: *Writes D on his whiteboard*
*45 seconds later...*
Lambie: 15 seconds left!
Funshine Bear, Love a lot Bear, Elder sister penguin and Secret Bear: *Writes A on their whiteboards*
Harmony Bear: *Writes D on her whiteboard*
Wish Bear: *Writes B on her whiteboard*
Lambie: Raise your whiteboards! *The contestants raise their whiteboards* The answer is... D! She posted nothing! Harmony Bear and Doggy gets 5 points!
Scoreboard: 
Cottonsocks: 14 
Doggy: 14 
Elder sister Penguin: 9 
Funshine Bear: 17 
Harmony Bear: 15 
Heart Bear: 10 
Jing Lu: 4 
Lamb: 14 
Love a lot Bear: 14 
Secret Bear: 17 
Wei Lu: 9 
Wish Bear: 17
Duckie: *Puts up a question which reads: *When was the latest post by Anne Lim on her Amore Ocean blog? 
A) 8 January 
B) 1 January 
C) 14 January 
D) She hasn't posted since December 2013"*
Elder sister penguin: *Writes D on her whiteboard* 

Wish Bear, Funshine Bear, Harmony Bear, Love a lot Bear and Secret Bear: *Writes C on their whiteboard*
Lamb, Cottonsocks, Jing Lu, Wei Lu, Doggy and Heart Bear: We checked the Amore Ocean blog yesterday! *Writes A on their whiteboards*
Duckie: Raise your whiteboards! *All of the contestants raise their whiteboads*...Lamb, Cottonsocks, Jing Lu, Wei Lu, Doggy and Heart Bear gets 2 points...
Lamb, Cottonsocks, Jing Lu, Wei Lu, Doggy and Heart Bear: YAY!!!
Scoreboard: 
Cottonsocks: 16 
Doggy: 16 
Elder sister penguin: 9 
Funshine Bear: 17 
Harmony Bear: 15 
Heart Bear: 12 
Jing Lu: 6 
Lamb: 16 
Love a lot Bear: 14 
Secret Bear: 17 
Wei Lu: 11 
Wish Bear: 17
Elder sister Penguin: You guys are so unfair! I haven't seen my owner's mum's blog since December 2013 while you guys have a fresh memory of it!
Lamb, Cottonsocks, Jing Lu, Wei Lu, Doggy and Heart Bear: It's your fault that you never check.
Duckie: Last question! *Puts up a question on the board which reads "Which one of these answers is in the nervous system? 
A) Kidneys 
B) Bladder 
C) Brain 
D) None of the above"*
Elder sister Penguin: *Writes C on her whiteboard* I soooo love science!
The other soft toys except Harmony Bear writes C also.
Harmony Bear: *Writes D on her whiteboard*
Lamb, Cottonsocks, Jing Lu, Wei Lu, Doggy and Heart Bear: C. Of course it's C!
Duckie: Raise your whiteboards! *The contestants raise up the whiteboards* Everyone gets 1 point except for Harmony Bear!
Scoreboard: 
Cottonsocks: 17 
Doggy: 17 
Funshine Bear: 18 
Harmony Bear: 15
Heart Bear: 13 
Jing Lu: 7 
Lamb: 17 
Love a lot Bear: 15 
Penguin jie jie: 10 
Secret Bear: 18 
Wei Lu: 12 
Wish Bear: 18
Announcer: Wish Bear, Secret Bear, Funshine Bear, Lamb, Cottonsocks, Doggy, Harmony Bear and Love a lot Bear go to the finals!
Scoreboard: 
1st: 18 points
Secret Bear 
Funshine Bear 
Wish Bear 
2nd: 17 points
Lamb 
Cottonsocks 
Doggy 
3rd: 15 points
Love a Lot Bear 
Harmony Bear
Elder sister penguin: Awww.... *leaves the show place and gets some goodies from the souvenir store. After that, she leaves that place and takes a taxi home*
Duckie: It's DA ULTIMATE QUESTION!!!! What does "Give someone the benefit of the doubt" mean? Is it 
A) Criticise someone when the person is absent 
B) someone you like/love most 
C) Trust a person's words even if it's possible or not 
D) in a bad mood
Lamb, Cottonsocks and Doggy: *Writes C on their whiteboards*
Harmony Bear: Errrm...
Wish Bear and Funshine Bear: *
Writes C on their whiteboards*
Love a lot Bear: *Writes D on her whiteboards*
1 minute later...
*Harmony Bear gets timeout* 
Duckie: Raise your whiteboards! *The contestants raise up the whiteboards* All of the soft toys except Harmony Bear and Love a lot Bear gets 100 points!
(Note: There's another bonus round if there happens to be soft toys who tied for the first position for Smarter than a Primary 6, a game inspired by the Facebook game called "Smarter than a 5th grader?")
Duckie: Here's the real ultimate question for those who tied! *Puts up a question which reads "What animal group does sharks belong to? 
A) Mammals 
B) Fishes 
C) It's a trick question 
D) Reptiles"*
Lamb, Cottonsocks and Doggy: B!
Wish Bear: Hmm...
Funshine Bear: *Writes C on his whiteboard* 
*Wish Bear gets timeout* 
Duckie: And the winner is... FUNSHINE BEAR! FUNSHINE BEAR GETS AN EXTRA 20 POINTS AND GETS 20 TICKET TO A NINJAGO GAME SHOW! Now, Funshine Bear, choose a number from 1-50 to determine which Ninjago Game show tickets you will get! There are 3 types- 1 is the normal Ninjago where you use the typical spinjitzu move(if you are a fan of Ninjago you should know what I'm talking about) ,another 1 is where the competitors have to turn into their super potential forms to fight, and last but not least is merely just a pull off from the Ninjago elements and combined with Tennis, you get Elemental Tennis! So choose a number!
Funshine Bear: Hmm... 33!
Duckie: You got it my friend! *Starts calculating* Oh, so you got Elemental Tennis tickets! Would you like audience tickets or participant tickets?
Funshine Bear: Make 'em half. As in, like, 10 participant tickets and 10 audience tickets.
Duckie: Okay! *Gets the tickets and gives Funshine Bear* Have a nice day!
Funshine Bear: *Leaves the show place and leaves the building. He drives his taxi home*
Duckie: *Mans the lucky draw station* Welcome to the Lucky draw! Here, as long as you get at least 100 points in your latest round, you get to stand a chance to win prizes! But you need to sign up for it though, you aren't automatically in just because you got 100 or more points!
Lamb, Cottonsocks and Doggy: Me! Me!
Duckie: Okay your names are in! Anyone else before I spin the whe- erm I mean pick out the names?
Wish Bear: Me! Me! 
Funshine Bear: Me too!
Duckie: Okay! Let's spin the- I mean, draw out the names! My owner's best friend, pick a number from 1-50!
My best friend: 37!
Duckie: Okay... so there are 5 soft toys... so it will go around all 5 soft toys 7 times... and- wait, who wanted to participate first? :S
Lamb: Me!
Duckie: Second one?
Cottonsocks: Me! 

Doggy: I'm third!
Duckie: Congrats! Cottonsocks is the winner! Now, Cottonsocks, pick a number for the prizes which is between 1-50, the prizes being Lego, Care Bear Soft toys, Fruit Ninja soft toys and a crossword puzzle book!
Cottonsocks: Oh! Me! 21!
Duckie: Okay we just got a new item which is a ticket to a Ninjago show! Okay let's see... 4 rounds after the 5 items and-
Cottonsocks: What's my prize? I'm so "egg-cited"!
Duckie: Ooh you got a Lego set as your prize! Choose another number between 1-50 for the theme!
Cottonsocks: Oh! Ok! Number 13!
Duckie: Erm...*Looks at the Lego website to see which theme he got* You got Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for your theme? :S
Cottonsocks: *Shows a vomit expression, signalling that he doesn't like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.*
Duckie: Oh you could of choose 32 then you can get the most neutral theme which is Lego city!
Cottonsocks: Oh well, just go with 13.
Duckie: Or 2. Whichever you choose. :P But anyway, too late. If you want to withdraw, go ahead.
Cottonsocks: 13 it is.
Duckie: N-no I mean withdraw as in get out of the Lucky Draw! *face palms*
Cottonsocks: I don't want to withdraw!
Duckie: Oh okay, then as usual choose a number from 1-50 to determine the set you'll be getting.
Cottonsocks: 34.
Duckie: Okay Cottonsocks your Lego set is...*Checks the Lego Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles website* THE SHELL RAISER STREET CHASE! Congratulations and have fun with your new Lego set!
Cottonsocks: Thanks! :D But I don't know what's that.
Duckie: *Gives Cottonsocks that set* Have a nice day!
Cottonsocks: :D *Leaves the Smarter than a Primary 6 place and goes back to Lambapore*
Duckie: *Leaves the place and takes the nearest MRT station to Softgo Point. Then, he walks back to his house, along with Harmony Bear*
Half an hour later...
*All of the soft toys that registered for things in the place goes back  to their houses such as Lamb, Cottonsocks, Jing Lu, Wei Lu, Doggy and Heart Bear returning to Lambapore and Elder sister Penguin, Funshine Bear, Harmony Bear, Love a lot Bear, Secret Bear and Wish Bear returning to their homes in soft toy land*
Here are the pictures of the soft toys mentioned in this post.

Heart Bear(This is my best friend's soft toy, as well as his picture)

Love a lot Bear

Funshine Bear

Duckie and Harmony Bear

Wish Bear

Secret Bear

Elder sister penguin
Wei Lu(Another picture from my best friend)



(Pictures of Lamb, Jing Lu, Cottonsocks and Lambie are at http://superlamb777.blogspot.sg/2013/07/happy-lamb-dialogue-27.html, pictures of  Doggy is at http://superlamb777.blogspot.sg/2013/04/interview-4-with-soft-toys-doggy-porky.html and last but not least, Acke Wood's picture is at http://superlamb777.blogspot.sg/2013/09/the-medieval-times-1.html.)

Written by Lynn

Friday, January 17, 2014

PENGUIN IN A BATTLE SUIT?!


It's a penguin! It's a battle suit(well at least to Elder sister penguin)! It's a PENGUIN IN DA BATTLE SUIT! :D So why did I even do this anyway? Well, there's no real reason. But when I was posting in the Lego general forum as "wishbear2003"(without "), I posted a post on Elder sister penguin being in a Hero Factory mecha, so I decided that I turn that into reality. Actually this mecha is with an upcoming Hero Factory hero MOC that I'm going to post soon, but I just temporarily took out the hero MOC and placed Elder sister penguin in it. It looks so funny! But, Elder sister penguin will burn enemies down with that flame thrower, blast enemies to bits with the plasma gun on the shoulder and last but not least, a huge clawed fist to put scar marks onto her enemies! Better not make her angry in this battle suit! :P That's it for now and I hoped you like this funny post! :P :P :P :D

Written by Lynn

Thursday, January 16, 2014

Soft toys talking exclusive: Bearwoman anger

Here's another soft toys talking exclusive after a month!
Elder sister penguin: Where's Lamb?
Lamb: I am doing my Lingish homework.
Elder sister penguin: What is Lingish? :S
Lamb: Lamb version of English.
Elder sister penguin: Oh.
Lamb: Then do you learn Pingish?
Duckie: We don't have pingish, dongish, bingish, dingish whatsoever.
A few minutes later...
Elder sister penguin: I'm so bored!
Lamb: I'm not bored. I'm playing with Heart Bear, Cottonsocks and Jing Lu(Jing Lu actually means Giraffe in Chinese, adding in a Chang at the front).
Elder sister penguin: So good...
Harmony Bear: *Sees my drawing* Owner! Why is your drawing of me so ugly?!
Me: Sorry Harmony Bear, it's just that I don't know how to draw you.
Harmony Bear: Then what do you still draw me for? You don't even know how to draw me!
Me: Didn't I say sorry?
Harmony Bear: >_<
Lamb: Harmony Bear seems like she's very angry, Miss Lynn!
Me: Typical woman. Don't want people to make them seem ugly.
Harmony Bear: You're still adding insult to injury?! >:(
Lamb: But Miss Lynn, Harmony Bear is a bearwoman, not woman!
Duckie: *Puts wing over Harmony Bear* Oh my wife, don't get mad.
Me @ Lamb: You're so funny. :'D
Lamb: I'm not funny, but Harmony Bear really IS a bearwoman!
Harmony Bear: I'M NOT A BEARWOMAN!!!!!! >_<
Duckie: Oh no... You see...
Elder sister penguin: Owner, aren't you the same? You also don't like people to draw you until you look so ugly!
Lamb on Lamb news: Welcome to Lamb News! My name is Lamb Koh, and I'm the reporter for Lamb news today. Today, we have a bear from Soft toy land named Harmony Bear that I named "Bearwoman"! And as a reporter I'm going to Harmony Bear's house now. Thank you for watching the Lamb news.
Me: Yes yes, so what? You're also like that.
Elder sister penguin: Yes
Harmony Bear: Let me say this for the last time, I'M NOT A BEARWOMAN!!!!! >_<
Lamb: Wow! My recording got 100 pageviews in a minute! I'm famous!
Harmony Bear: *explodes*
Duckie: Uh oh...... RRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!! SHE WILL BE IN HER SUPER POTENTIAL FORM!!!!!!!!! *Flies off at the speed of lightning*
Elder sister penguin: Why did you leave so quickly?! Take me there!
Lamb: Take me there too!
Jing Lu: I didn't know Harmony Bear was... erm... I ain't that strong in Chinese(This sentence was originally in chinese).
Harmony Bear: *Turns into super potential form, with green eyes, green nose and green on the heart shape part of her feet and the rest of her body is brown*(Green and brown is the colour for Harmony Bear in her super potential form)LAMB! I WILL TRAP YOU IN THE POWER OF MY EARTH FOR KEEP CALLING ME A BEARWOMAN! I'M A WOMAN!!!!!!!!! *Blasts earth rocks at Lamb*
Duckie: No! *Flies to shocked Lamb and pushes him away from the area*
Cottonsocks: What is happening and what in the world is bearwoman? So confusing... *faints*
Elder sister penguin: Don't let your emotions get the best of you, Harmony Bear! 
Super potential Harmony Bear: *Hurls a rock at Elder Sister Penguin* 
Elder sister penguin: Woah! *Dodges the rock* Erm, Cottonsocks, DON'T SAY THAT- 
Super potential Harmony Bear: YOU CALLED ME A BEARWOMAN!!! *Hurls a rock at Cottonsocks*
Cottonsocks: I didn't! AHHHH!!!
Duckie: Not another one! *Flies to Cottonsocks and brings him to safety*
Doggy: What is bearwo- oh, I shouldn't say that. Phew!
Super potential Harmony Bear: *Fires rocks continuously at Lamb and Cottonsocks* 
Elder sister penguin: Phew! That was close!
Heart Bear @ Lamb news: Hello, I am Heart Bear the reporter for Lamb News today. Now, because of someone called Harmony Bear a Bearwoman, Harmony Bear is throwing rocks at Cottonsocks and Lamb. See it to believe it! Thank you for watching the Lamb News.
Duckie: I guess there's only one way... ELDER SISTER PENGUIN! GET ME A SUPER POTENTIAL DRINK!
Elder sister penguin: Are you sure?! 
Duckie: YES! GET IT ASAP!
Elder sister penguin: Yes sirry! *Runs to The Ninjago super potential tournament stadium and buys a super potential drink. Then, she zooms back to where Duckie is and gives him the drink* 
Duckie: *Looks at drink* Sorry Harmony Bear... *Drinks super potential drink and turns into a state similar to Harmony Bear, except he has yellow eyes and the rest of his body is blue. However, there's a tint of yellow on his left feet and on the left part of his beak* STOP YOUR CHAOS HARMONY BEAR! *Destroys all of the hurled rocks with lightning*
Everyone except Duckie and Harmony Bear: Duckie is our saviour! Duckie is our saviour!
*Duckie and Harmony Bear starts fighting* 
Elder sister penguin: *Prays hard that they will not be severely injured after returning to normal*
Lamb: No!!!! Fighting movie!!!! 
Jing Lu: Mummy Acke says I cannot watch fighting movies!!! Waaaaaaa!!! *cries*
Elder sister penguin: It's not a movie, silly! It's a real fight! O_O
Jing Lu: *cries even more*
Elder sister penguin: Erm... I'd suggest you go back before your mum finds out. 
*Duckie and Harmony Bear is still fighting with all sorts of moves available in super potential*
Jing Lu: Waaaaaaaa!!!!
Heart Bear: I better take Jing Lu back to Lambapore. Bye!
Penguin jie jie: Bye... *Continues praying*
Narmony Bear: *suddenly appears in front of everyone" My name is Narmony bear, I saw Lamb news and heard about the bearwoman case. Where is Harmony Bear now?
Lamb: Who is this Narmony bear and where are you from?

Super potential Harmony Bear: YOU CALLED ME A BEARWOMAN! *Hurls rocks at Narmony Bear* 
Super potential Duckie: *Zaps the rocks* 
Super potential Harmony Bear: Hey! *Hurls rocks* 
Super potential Duckie: *Zaps rocks* No, please, stop! I don't want to fight you! I love you! 
Super potential Harmony Bear: *Still hurls rocks* *The action keeps repeating* 
Narmony Bear: Well, as if I care. *Pulls a potion out of his cloak and turns into super potential, which makes him a slightly darker shading of Harmony Bear's super potential colours, but with the brown colour almost as dark as black*(Narmony Bear's gender is opposite of Harmony Bear's and in where he lives, he's actually quite mysterious, and no one knows where on earth does he get so many potions for his usage)
Lamb: What is this now? Is it a... 
Doggy: Bearwoman fight? 
Lamb: NO!!!! DOGGY YOU SAID IT!!!! 
Doggy: Said what? 
Lamb: I CAN'T SAY IT!!!
Super potential Harmony Bear: *Hurls rocks at Doggy* 
Super potential Duckie: *face palms in the air* Doggy! You have to flee for your life! You just said the word she's very sensitive to! I can't save you because I'll electrocute you if I do touch your body!
Doggy: *runs as fast as he could carry his legs* But what's the word?
Everyone except Harmony Bear and Doggy: Bbbb....

Narmony Bear: *Hurls a rock at Harmony Bear and the rock hits her*
Harmony Bear: Ouch! DON'T INTERFERE WITH MY BUSINESS!!! *Hurls double the amount of rocks hitting Doggy at Narmony Bear* 
Narmony Bear: Ah, easy peasy. *Pulls another device out and forms a shield in front of him, blocking Harmony Bear's attacks*
Elder sister penguin: Doggy! No one can say that word out loud or else she'll hurl you with rocks! No one's wanting to get hurt here!
Doggy: Is it me referring to harmony bear as a bearwoman?
Elder sister penguin: Not again... and to answer your question, yes. Harmony Bear: *Hurls the same number of rocks she hurled at Narmony Bear at Doggy* Elder sister penguin, you agreed with Doggy that I am a bearwoman!!!! GRRRRR!!!!! *Hurls rocks at Elder sister penguin* 
Lamb: NO!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!
Elder sister penguin: No worries! *Puts up a Ice umbrella and it blocks all of the rocks* Harmony Bear I did NOT agree with Doggy that you're that B word!
Harmony Bear: Yes you did! 
Elder sister penguin: NO. I. DIDN'T!!
Narmony Bear: *Still floating in the air* Apparently changing that word to B word doesn't work either. She knows what you're saying.
Lamb: *Looks at the sky* Oh I think it is going to rain...
Heart Bear: *Heart Bear comes back and points to the ceiling* There is a hole in the ceiling! *Rain starts flowing down the house n the house is half flooded*
Harmony Bear: YOU STILL DARE?! *Hurls even more rocks at Narmony Bear*
*All of the soft toys except Narmony Bear, Harmony Bear, Duckie and Elder sister penguin go into Elder sister penguin's house*
Elder sister penguin: Uh oh, rain! *Runs into her house*
Harmony Bear: No! The rain is making my skirt dirty! *Runs into the house and drags Duckie and Narmony Bear there too*
Duckie: Yes! My lightning powers are enhanced with wate-woah! *Gets dragged into the house by Harmony Bear* (Thinking: Come on...) 
Narmony Bear: *Just lets Harmony Bear pull him in, but he takes out another potion which he purposely drops, teleporting him out of Harmony Bear's hands* 
Duckie: (Thinking: Hey! Where did that Narmony Bear go?! I want his inventions and I want that teleporting potion thingy!) *Duckie teleports into Lambapore and meets Jing Lu and Doggy*
Doggy: Hey! Why are you here?
Jing Lu: Come Duckie! Tell us what happened! And Doggy wants to know if that word is bearwoman!
Duckie: Yes, but now I gotta go back. *Disappears into lightning 
bolts*
Jing Lu: Woah! What an amazing duck!
Doggy: He should be the number 1 teleporting duck in the world!
*Meanwhile at the fighting situation...*
Harmony Bear: You guys are coming with *turns head* m- Hey! Where did both soft toys go?

Duckie: *reappears in Harmony Bear's hands and zaps Harmony Bear while she was distracted* 
Harmony Bear: *Becomes unconscious* 
Duckie: Sorry Harmony Bear... it's the only way to keep you still... Elder sister penguin! Buy 2 bottles of anti super potential drink! 
Elder sister penguin: B-b-but it's raining!
Duckie: I need it ASAP! 
Elder sister penguin: Okay... *Wears her raincoat and goes to the Ninjago Super potential stadium and buys 2 anti super potential drinks and zooms back to Duckie.* Here *pant* you *pant* go. *faints* 
Duckie: Thanks! *Feeds Harmony Bear the drink before drinking the drink himself.* 
Harmony Bear: Urgh... what happened? 
Elder sister penguin: You went into a rage mode and turned into your super potential... well... sort off... 
Harmony Bear: Why? 
Elder sister penguin: Because you are sensitive to a word that all of us dare not ever say. 
Harmony Bear: And that word is? 
Elder sister penguin: I'm not telling you. 
Harmony Bear: Ain't I'm not telling you 4 words? 
Elder sister penguin: No that wasn't the- wait that was sarcasm, wasn't it? 
Harmony Bear: Yes. *Everyone starts laughing*
Here are the pictures of the soft toys mentioned in this post.



Heart Bear(my best friend's soft toy)

(Pictures of Lamb, Cottonsocks, Jing Lu and Doggy are at http://www.superlamb777.blogspot.sg/2013/06/soft-toys-speaking-1-happy-lamb.html)
(Narmony Bear is just basically a black coloured Harmony Bear and has the smiley face on the flower replaced by an evil smile. The flower petals are red, Narmony Bear usually has a cloak over him and also, Narmony Bear usually has an evil grin on his face, unlike Harmony Bear who has a bright smile.)
That's it for now and I hoped you like this soft toys talking exclusive!

Written by Lynn