Smarty: What are you playing,Elder sister penguin?
Tubbie: I was just about to ask that! *face palms*
Elder sister penguin: I'm playing the monopoly app on my phone! I'm just playing with computer players and the max players is 4.
Harmony Bear: Perhaps 2 people will have to stay out of the game till it ends.
Duckie: Aw snap!
Younger sister penguin: Can I play first, please?
Elder sister penguin: Alright, wait for me to exit the game first.*Press the pause button. Then, saves and exits.* I think the younger ones will get to play first, which is my younger sister, Smarty and Tubbie. Sorry Harmony and Duckie, but I promise you that you'll get to play once we finish!
Duckie and Harmony Bear: Okay! *Takes out their smartphone and play games*
Elder sister penguin: *Changes all settings to human and changes her token to wheelbarrow.* So, Younger sister penguin, which token would you like and which colour?
Younger sister penguin: I want pink colour and the car token!(I love using the car token whether I play on the phone or the actual board game! Seriously!)
Elder sister penguin: *Does the things her younger sister wants.* Smarty, you're next.
Smarty: Yellow and ship token please!
Elder sister penguin: *Does the things Smarty wants.* Which token do you want, Tubbie?
Tubbie: I want the newer version of a car token.
Elder sister penguin: Okay! *Changes it* Everybody ready?
Younger sister penguin, Smarty and Tubbie: Yes!
Elder sister penguin: There we go! *Presses the tick button* Aw, you get to start first, Tubbie!
Tubbie: I know. *Shakes the phone to roll the dice.* Yay! I got a 6 and I get to buy property for $100!
Elder sister penguin: Mine! *Shakes phone* My property only costs $60!
The rest: So good...
Smarty: *Does his turn and gets taxed.* Little did I know I would be that unlucky!
*Everybody who is playing the game except Smarty laughs*
Younger sister penguin: *Does her turn and buys a $120 property* Why this so expensive?
Elder sister penguin: No idea.
*After a minute of playing...*
Tubbie: Why did you trade with me? Also, thanks for the cash!
Elder sister penguin: You have no idea what I'm up to... *Does her turn and gets to snatch $10 from all players* Yay!
Younger sister penguin, Smarty and Tubbie: Aw man!
Smarty: *Does his turn and his token goes to jail* WHY AM I SO UNLUCKY???!!!
Younger and Elder sister penguin and Tubbie: IDK
Tubbie: *Does his turn and his token accompanies Smarty's.* Unlucky...
Younger sister penguin: *Declines the trade Elder sister penguin makes to her.* (Thinking) I knew she would do that to get houses...
Elder sister penguin: Come on! You must be kidding me! *Rolls dice on my phone and steps on her younger sister's property and pays $22* AW MAN!!!!!
Younger sister penguin: Tee hee hee...
Smarty: *Trades $30 for the 'get out of jail' free card from Elder sister penguin*
Elder sister penguin: (Thinking) You must be crazy to do that. *Declines the trade.*
Smarty: Oh man! Hope for my best for doubles! *Rolls and doesn't get a double.* Geez...
Younger sister penguin: *Does her turn and her token goes to jail* WHY?!
Tubbie: *Does his turn and gets deducted off $100(Including getting out of jail and Doctor's fee on community chest* Cheez.... Ridiculous...
Elder sister penguin: *Does her turn and gets taxed.* I wonder why are we so unlucky today...
*After a round it goes back to Elder sister penguin and passes buying the Pennsylvania Railroad* (Tubbie bids $750 for that property.)
Elder sister penguin: (Mumbling) You must be crazy to bid that high just for a station...
Tubbie: *Does his turn and goes back to prison.* Seriously...
Elder sister penguin: *Does her turn and buys another red property.Then, trades with Tubbie a small cheap brown property for the other red property to complete the set so that she can build houses.* *Sees that Tubbie accepts her trade.* (Thinking) You are seriously a newbie...
*After a round, it goes back to Elder sister penguin.*
Elder sister penguin: *Passes the Water Works and won by Tubbie for bidding $300* (Thinking) I'm tired of playing with such weak newbies...
Tubbie: Darn! I'm broke!
*Everybody acts like they're deaf as they know he actually did a lot of mistakes in the auctions.*
Smarty: *Pretends to pass the property and gets it for $1* Wow, that's a cheap one.
*After finishing the game...*
Elder sister penguin: Wow, looks like Smarty lost first! Younger sister penguin second to lose, and Tubbie last to lose! Yay! I won!!!! But then again, I'm a expert playing with 1 rookie and 2 veterans.
Elder sister penguin: *Blows a whistle-like sound to Harmony Bear and Duckie signalling that they can come and play now.* (Thinking) Playing with friends older than me will surely be harder!
Stay tuned for round 2 of Monopoly on Soft toys talking 9! Here's the pictures of the soft toys mentioned in this post.
|Younger and Elder sister penguin|
|Tubbie(Yes, he has an eye missing because it dropped and I couldn't find it.)|
Written by Lynn